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The martial art practiced by only the hardiest and most worthy Fools and Clowns. This has a long history pre-dating the formal establishment of [[Fools' Guild]]s in Quirm and Ankh-Morpork.  Anyone doubting this should reflect that clowning is, at bottom, a carefully modulated and choreographed process of insane violence, where nobody gets hurt. (''Physically'' hurt, at least). '''''Sloshi''''' is essentially clowning without the moderation. 

It has its origins in the hinterlands of [[Überwald]] many years ago, where travelling companies of clowns would fight for the choicer sites. (While the {{NDC}} does not specifically say this, anyone travelling in Überwald has other perils to contend with, such as [[vampires]], [[werewolves]] and feral [[banshees]] and must need some sort of a defence against them...). Eventually, this became a  form of formal duelling among Überwaldean student clowns in the town of [[Müning]], where the scars of a sloshi fighter were worn with pride. (but only in very close company, as while sloshi fighting involved a measure of protective clothing, in Müning  the buttocks were left bare. This also became the noun for the act of demonstrating one's sloshi scars - '''''müning'''''. A similar basic thought process is thought to have been responsible for the name of the Quirmian clowning centre at [[La Sorbumme]]. 

It is on record that the Fools' Guild has provided a Regiment in the past that has marched - memorably - to the defence of [[Ankh-Morpork]]. This would have included many clowns well-versed in sloshi techniques. In fact, a seventh-nose Dan and sloshi-sensai, such as [[Uncle Bootsie]], was capable of slaying seventeen Pseudopolitian mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste. It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercaneries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the Clowns' Battallion in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste.

[[Mavolio Bent]] was only resurrecting this tradition when he slew two Assassins with a pink balloon and incapacitated several onlookers at [[Moist von Lipwig]]'s trial  - with, indeed, the traditional ladder closely followed by ''eight custard pies in the air at once''. 

==Annotation for non-English speakers==

Sloshi is a homonym for ''sloshy''. The verb to slosh means ''To spill or splash (a liquid) copiously or clumsily: for example, to slosh paint on the floor''. Or indeed across another clown's face.

"Sloshed" is also used figuratively in English to refer to someone being drunk. In this context, Sloshi could be read as a Discworld analogue to the Chinese martial art of Drunken boxing, a styles of Chinese martial arts that imitate the movements of a drunk person.

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