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{{Character Data
|title= Mustrum Ridcully
|photo=mustrum.jpg|Mustrum Ridcully by [[user:darkplush|Kit Cox]]
|name= Mustrum Ridcully
|age= 67  in {{MP}}
|race= [[:Category:Human characters|Human]]
|occupation= [[Archchancellor]] of [[Unseen University]]
|appearance= Large, bearded, physically fit (for a wizard)
|residence= [[Unseen University]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]
|death= 
|parents= Mother still alive during {{RM}}
|relatives= brother, [[Hughnon Ridcully]]; Verruca (distant cousin)
|children= none
|marital status= Never Married
|books= {{RM}}, {{LL}}, {{SM}}, {{IT}}, {{H}}, {{TLC}}, {{TLH}} 
|cameos= {{MP}}, {{J}}, {{TT}}, {{MAA}}, {{NW}}, {{GP}}, {{T!}}, {{MM}}, {{UA}}, {{TSC}}

}}

'''Mustrum Ridcully (the Brown)''' is the current [[Archchancellor]] of [[Unseen University]]. He holds the following UU degrees and honours: DThau, DM, BS, DMn, DG, DD, DMPhil, DMS, DCM, DW & BElL.  Before becoming the Archchancellor he had been away from the University for almost 40 years living in the countryside in the [[Ramtops]].  He had relatives near [[Bad Ass]], where he was the one-time romantic interest of [[Granny Weatherwax| Esme Weatherwax]].

A [[wizard's magic|wizard]] of the 7th level by the age of 27.  He rejoined the Unseen University when it was thought that he would only last for just long enough for the Wizards of the Unseen University to take a break from all the changes in Archchancellor that result from several hundred wizards all wanting the top spot at the university, and all being willing to use any means necessary to get it. The wizards thought they would be getting the sort of countryside wizard who talks to birds in soft voices, wears brown and reveres mother nature (y'know, a push over).

What they got was someone who shoots birds (and anything else), talks at a consistent shout, wears jogging suits and has about as much respect for mother nature as he does for the members of the faculty (which is not a lot). Early attempts to bump off Ridcully resulted in the ambitious Wizard being stabbed with his own knife, having his head repeatedly slammed in doors or being surreptitiously shot with a crossbow. As a result, any upwardly mobile wizards are now less upright, immobile and enjoying the huge dinners and lack of effort that comes with a stable hierarchy.

As a leader, Ridcully is completely closed off to any new ideas and refuses to listen to anyone whose problems don't take more than a minute to explain. He reasons that if someone is still trying to explain it after a few minutes, it's probably just about important enough to warrant some attention. He is simple, in that his mind is very hard to change, but he is by no means stupid, and he knows Wizardry inside out, and back to front. It's just all these new "[[Uncertainty Principle|uncertainty principles]]" and other strange ideas from the younger wizards that he can't, or refuses to, understand. In fact, that is just as well, because the younger wizards don't understand it, either; what they do is speculate very extensively.

There is a downside though. Ridcully seems to think that all everybody needs is some good exercise, to get up at the crack of dawn and a team spirit. To that end, he organises paintball matches between faculties and encourages wizards to get some exercise, such as running round the octangle a few hundred times. The wizards do not like this one bit, but they seem to be able to avoid it. The only wizard who manages to get in the way of Ridcully's high spirits is the [[Bursar]], a quiet Wizard who enjoys numbers and not much else. Ridcully seems to think that what he really needs is lightening up, and tries to do this by jumping out from behind doors and screaming at him. The Bursar's already fragile sanity has since snapped.

He has played a prominent role in preventing many of the larger disasters (usually of a trans-dimensional or magical nature) that have threatened the Disc since he became Archchancellor. Although brash and loud and seemingly unable to listen, he is nevertheless capable of extreme erudition and insight, and occasionally displays formidable magical prowess. He often sees through [[Ponder Stibbons]]' cleverness and - whilst being defiantly boneheaded about things until they are important enough for him to bother understanding - he can cut to the bone of an idea incisively and often winks at people (Ponder, [[Susan Sto-Helit|Susan]] etc) to show that he knows far more than he tells.

His [[Mustrum Ridcully's Hat|hat]] is a work of wonder, and his bed is not far off.  This bed and a half is 8 posted containing a small bar, library and privy.  Presumably it's a very ''hygienic'' privy, as the Archchancellor has strong feelings about hygiene. He has even a - of course pointy! - shower cap of his own design.

In his youth, Mustrum rowed for the university for 5 years and was awarded a [[University Brown]].  He was classmates with Dean Henry.

His brother [[Hughnon Ridcully]] is the high priest of [[Blind Io]] in [[Ankh-Morpork]].

Ridcully is introduced in [[Moving Pictures]] as a countrified, squirearchical wizard (read: homicidal crossbow-wielding maniac) who had spent his time managing his family's estates.  In [[Unseen Academicals]], however, we learn that his father was an Ankh-Morpork butcher, and ''his'' father was a prizefighter, from which one may deduce that there is an untold story in the background, involving a high-born lady running off with a 'bit of rough' from the Big Wahoonie.  Ridcully's mother, incidentally, was still alive as at the events of {{RM}}, when he was chided by his brother for not writing to her.  

The Ridcully family appear to have had a long association with Ankh-Morpork: the [[Annotated Directory of Streets, Alleys, Roads Lanes and Yards of Ankh-Morpork]] and its associated street map ({{CAM}}) lists an Ephram Ridcully Street* (A6-B6) leading from Farnicle Lane*(A6) to Saddlesore Road*(B6). Farnicle Lane connects to [[Snapcase Street]] and [[Endless Street]], while Saddlesore Road leads to the [[Edgeway Road]]]. 

==Titles==
Mustrum Ridcully is ''D.Thau., D.M., D.S., D.Mn., D.G., D.D., D.C.L., D.M. Phil., D.M.S., D.C.M., D.W., B.El.L.'' and Archchancellor.

A short explanation on [[Unseen University|UU]] courses is available [[UU degrees|here]].

==Annotation==

Another famous 'Brown wizard' was {{wp|Radagast_the_Brown|Radagast the Brown}} from Tolkien's ''The Lord of the Rings'', who wears brown and has especially good relations to birds. Almost exactly the type of wizard Ridcully was expected to be.

Paintball matches between departments at a University (in this case Caltech, Pasadena) are a staple situation in long-running comedy sitcom ''The Big Bang Theory''. The squabbling and rather unworldly intellectuals and academics of TBBT would be right at home at UU; half the time their leisure time is spent in boardgames, RPG's and trading games featuring stock fantasy situations, so they're halfway there anyway. The show has already featured one fairly blatant Reverse Annotation to the Discworld, in the middle of a plethora of sci-fi, fantasy and comic book references...

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