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The rather optimistic anthem sung, in a jerky and mechanical fashion, by the dolls denoting Children Of all Countries, which is brought out, every [[Hogswatch]] without fail, by the management of [[Crumley's]] department store in the [[Maul]]. 

Sadly in need of repair after [[Death]], standing in for the [[Hogfather]], crashed a sleigh into it. In its current condition, (among other things) the little [[Howondaland]]ian boy currently punctuates the song by repeatedly stabbing his white colonial neighbour with an assagai.

==Annotation==
The song is thought to be a parody of a sickly anthem by Roundworld's Walt Disney.
 
(''"It's A Small World After All"''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxvlKp-76io&feature=related])


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