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Mare-Silverus at 03:45, 10 August 2015

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	* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.		* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.
	* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)		* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)
	* Swimming in the River Ankh is suicide.		* Swimming in the [[River Ankh]] is suicide.
	* Fishing in the River Ankh is also suicide. If [[Harry King]] doesn't get you for violating his sole right to "waterborne salvage", your catch will be ornery enough to express an opinion about it.		** Fishing in the River Ankh is also suicide... if [[Harry King]] doesn't get you for violating his sole right to "waterborne salvage", your catch will be ornery enough to express an opinion about it.
	* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.		* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.
	* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.		* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.

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	* Calling the [[Librarian]] of the [[Unseen University]] a "monkey" is Suicide.		* Calling the [[Librarian]] of the [[Unseen University]] a "monkey" is Suicide.
	* Keeping Sir [[Samuel Vimes]] from reading to his [[Young Sam Vimes\|son]] is Suicide, as Sir Samuel will "Go Spare."		* Keeping Sir [[Samuel Vimes]] from reading to his [[Young Sam Vimes\|son]] is Suicide, as Sir Samuel will "Go Spare."
	* An attempt on the life of [[Young Sam Vimes\|The Honourable Samuel "Young Sam" Vimes II]] is Suicide, either by means of his father, or his mother, the [[Sybil Ramkin\|Lady Sybil]]...		* An attempt on the life of [[Young Sam Vimes\|The Honourable Samuel "Young Sam" Vimes II]] is Suicide, either by means of his father, or his mother, the [[Sybil Ramkin\|Lady Sybil]]...(Or if you're lucky [[Willikins\|Willikins]] will get you)

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Mare-Silverus at 04:44, 4 April 2015

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	* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.		* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.
	* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...		* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...
	* Enlisting in a regiment under the command of Lord [[Ronald Rust]] is Suicide. Luckly, Lord Rust is now in a wheelchair.		* Enlisting in a regiment under the command of Lord [[Ronald Rust]] is Suicide. Luckly, Lord Rust is now confined to a wheelchair...
			* Calling the [[Librarian]] of the [[Unseen University]] a "monkey" is Suicide.
			* Keeping Sir [[Samuel Vimes]] from reading to his [[Young Sam Vimes\|son]] is Suicide, as Sir Samuel will "Go Spare."
			* An attempt on the life of [[Young Sam Vimes\|The Honourable Samuel "Young Sam" Vimes II]] is Suicide, either by means of his father, or his mother, the [[Sybil Ramkin\|Lady Sybil]]...

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	* Attempting to traffic in [[Scrape]], [[slab]], or any other troll drug is Suicide... once Sgt. [[Detritus]] the troll catches up with you, though as actually causing a citizen to commit Suicide in this manner would be classified as "''police brutality''" and would result in unnecessary paperwork, Sgt. Detritus will probably leave you alive. Probably...		* Attempting to traffic in [[Scrape]], [[slab]], or any other troll drug is Suicide... once Sgt. [[Detritus]] the troll catches up with you, though as actually causing a citizen to commit Suicide in this manner would be classified as "''police brutality''" and would result in unnecessary paperwork, Sgt. Detritus will probably leave you alive. Probably...
	* Staging an assassination attempt on [[Mustrum Ridcully]] is Suicide, by way of the two loaded-crossbows he keeps handy on his bedside table or on his person.		* Staging an assassination attempt on [[Mustrum Ridcully]] is Suicide, by way of the two loaded-crossbows he keeps handy on his bedside table or on his person.
	* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.		* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging, will for the moment be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.
	* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.		* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.
	* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...		* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...

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	* Attempting to rob [[the Bucket]], in full-view of members of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] and/or take [[Angua\|a certain member of the Watch]] hostage, is Suicide.		* Attempting to rob [[the Bucket]], in full-view of members of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]] and/or take [[Angua\|a certain member of the Watch]] hostage, is Suicide.
	* Taking a stroll through [[the Shades]] is Suicide, or at least it was until the [[City Watch\|Watch]] was brought back up to full-strength. Now, it is possibly only ''attempted'' Suicide.		* Taking a stroll through [[the Shades]] is Suicide, or at least it was until the [[City Watch\|Watch]] was brought back up to full-strength. Now, it is possibly only ''attempted'' Suicide.
	* Attempting to swindle, cheat, rob, or otherwise deceive or harm any member of the [[Seamstresses' Guild]] is a Suicide once the [[Agony Aunts]] find out. Those who survive are best advised to not complain...		* Attempting to swindle, cheat, rob, or otherwise deceive or harm any member of the [[Seamstresses' Guild]] (hem, hem) is a Suicide once the [[Agony Aunts]] find out. Those who survive are best advised to not complain...
	* Being curt, frank or unpleasant to [[Jonathan Teatime\|Mr. Jonathan Teatime]], before his death, was a method of Suicide.		* Being curt, frank or unpleasant to [[Jonathan Teatime\|Mr. Jonathan Teatime]], before his death, was a method of Suicide.
	* Messing with [[Rincewind]] is Suicide, (though indirectly,) since [[The Luggage]] (or, if you´re lucky, whatever Rincewind´s running away from) will eventually catch up with you. Messing with the Luggage itself is also Suicide.		* Messing with [[Rincewind]] is Suicide, (though indirectly,) since [[The Luggage]] (or, if you´re lucky, whatever Rincewind´s running away from) will eventually catch up with you. Messing with the Luggage itself is also Suicide.

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	* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.		* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.
	* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.		* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.
	* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...		* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...
			* Enlisting in a regiment under the command of Lord [[Ronald Rust]] is Suicide. Luckly, Lord Rust is now in a wheelchair.

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Mare-Silverus: /* Methods of committing Suicide: */

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	* Shouting "''All [[Gods]] are bastards''!" in the middle of a thunderstorm, whilst wearing copper armour, counts as Suicide.		* Shouting "''All [[Gods]] are bastards''!" in the middle of a thunderstorm, whilst wearing copper armour, counts as Suicide.
	* Going up to a [[Witches\|Witch]], [[Werewolves\|werewolf]], [[Vampires\|vampire]] or [[Susan Sto Helit]], leering, and proclaiming; "''I likes a girl with spirit!''" is extremely ill-advised, even if, strictly speaking, you're left alive afterwards to ponder the wisdom of your actions, having just slid down the learning curve...		* Going up to a [[Witches\|Witch]], [[Werewolves\|werewolf]], [[Vampires\|vampire]] or [[Susan Sto Helit]], leering, and proclaiming; "''I likes a girl with spirit!''" is extremely ill-advised, even if, strictly speaking, you're left alive afterwards to ponder the wisdom of your actions, having just slid down the learning curve...
	* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].		* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework' (hem, hem)]].
	* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.		* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.
	* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)		* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)

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	* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].		* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].
	* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.		* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.
	* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)		* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)
			* Swimming in the River Ankh is suicide.
			* Fishing in the River Ankh is also suicide. If [[Harry King]] doesn't get you for violating his sole right to "waterborne salvage", your catch will be ornery enough to express an opinion about it.
	* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.		* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.
	* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.		* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.

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	For the Roundworld definition of suicide, see [[Wikipedia:Suicide\|here]], but put simply, "''suicide''," (Latin suicidium, from ''sui caedere'', "''to kill oneself'',") is the intentional killing of one's self. The most common cause is an underlying psychiatric disorder, such as, but not limited to, depression, schizophrenia, alcoholism and drug abuse. Financial difficulties or other undesirable situations play a significant role in the developing world.		For the Roundworld definition of suicide, see [[Wikipedia:Suicide\|here]], but put simply, "''suicide''," (Latin suicidium, from ''sui caedere'', "''to kill oneself'',") is the intentional killing of one's self. The most common cause is an underlying psychiatric disorder, such as, but not limited to, depression, schizophrenia, alcoholism and drug abuse. Financial difficulties or other undesirable situations play a significant role in the developing world.

	World-wide it is the ''tenth'' leading cause of death with over one million people committing suicide every year. It is one of the leading causes of death among teenagers and adults under 35. There are an estimated ten to twenty ''million'' failed suicide attempts every year worldwide! That makes even Ankh-Morpork look tame!		World-wide it is the ''tenth'' leading cause of death with over one million people committing suicide every year. It is one of the leading causes of death among teenagers and adults under 35. There are an estimated ten to twenty ''million'' failed suicide attempts every year worldwide! That makes even Ankh-Morpork look tame (not considering the population difference...)!

	The Discworld definition of Suicide is sometimes used on Roundworld too, as in [[Wikipedia:Suicide_by_cop\|"Suicide by cop"]]		The Discworld definition of Suicide is sometimes used on Roundworld too, as in [[Wikipedia:Suicide_by_cop\|"Suicide by cop"]]

	[[Category:Discworld concepts]]		[[Category:Discworld concepts]]

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	* Staging an assassination attempt on [[Mustrum Ridcully]] is Suicide, by way of the two loaded-crossbows he keeps handy on his bedside table or on his person.		* Staging an assassination attempt on [[Mustrum Ridcully]] is Suicide, by way of the two loaded-crossbows he keeps handy on his bedside table or on his person.
	* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.		* Standing near a [[Nac Mac Feegle]] mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide... until a proper name can be invented.
	* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this ~~Latiaitan~~ terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.		* Devising a [[Linoleum\|zoolological taxonomy]] for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of ''stultus saxum'', ("''Stupid Rocks'',") or Werewolves, ''lupus sapiens'' ("''clever doggies''.") Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as "''garden ornaments''" and Vampires as "''bloody undead''" then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.
	* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...		* Tapping [[Cohen the Barbarian]] or any member of the [[Silver Horde]] on the back may result in Suicide... or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts...

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	* Shouting "''All [[Gods]] are bastards''!" in the middle of a thunderstorm, whilst wearing copper armour, counts as Suicide.		* Shouting "''All [[Gods]] are bastards''!" in the middle of a thunderstorm, whilst wearing copper armour, counts as Suicide.
	* Going up to a [[Witches\|Witch]], [[Werewolves\|werewolf]], [[Vampires\|vampire]] or [[Susan Sto Helit]], leering, and proclaiming; "''I likes a girl with spirit!''" is extremely ill-advised, even if, strictly speaking, you're left alive afterwards to ponder the wisdom of your actions, having just slid down the learning curve...		* Going up to a [[Witches\|Witch]], [[Werewolves\|werewolf]], [[Vampires\|vampire]] or [[Susan Sto Helit]], leering, and proclaiming; "''I likes a girl with spirit!''" is extremely ill-advised, even if, strictly speaking, you're left alive afterwards to ponder the wisdom of your actions, having just slid down the learning curve...
	* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].		* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework' (hem, hem)]].
	* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.		* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.
	* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)		* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)

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	* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].		* Unlicensed [[Thieves' Guild\|theft]] is Suicide. So too is unlicensed [[Assassins' Guild\|assassination]], unlicensed [[Fools' Guild\|fooling]] and unlicensed [[Seamstresses' Guild\|'needlework']].
	* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.		* Attempting to apply the [[Marquis of Fantailler]] [[Marquis of Fantailler rules\|rules]] of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.
	* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)		* Standing between the parades on [[Battle of Koom Valley\|Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year]] is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. [[Carrot Ironfoundersson]] of the [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch]].)
			* Swimming in the River Ankh is suicide.
			* Fishing in the River Ankh is also suicide. If [[Harry King]] doesn't get you for violating his sole right to "waterborne salvage", your catch will be ornery enough to express an opinion about it.
	* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.		* Calling a [[dwarfs\|dwarf]] "''short stuff''," will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.
	* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.		* Referring to [[Trolls\|trolls]] as "''stupid [[rocks]]''" is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking [[elves\|elvish]] in the presence of dwarves or trolls.