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Guybrush: Copyedit; added details about her parent confirmed by Tiffany Aching’s Guide

2024-01-11T06:46:02Z

Copyedit; added details about her parent confirmed by Tiffany Aching’s Guide

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	A white kitten, given to [[Granny Weatherwax]] by [[Tiffany Aching]] in a mood of calculated [[headology]]. ({{W}})		A white kitten, given to [[Granny Weatherwax]] by [[Tiffany Aching]] in a mood of calculated [[headology]]. ({{W}}) Her mother was [[Pinky]], a cat belonging to the [[Widow Cable]], who had a litter of white kittens in the widow’s bed after she passed away. Unable to escape the locked up house, they had to find something to eat. Tiffany dealt with the widow’s body, but the story of the kitten’s first solid meal got around and caused some difficulty with giving the kittens away. ({{ISWM}}; {{TAG}})

	In the manner of most [[cats]], the name that sticks was acquired almost by stealth, and can be taken as shorthand for "''Stop that, You''," ~~which is~~ a milder version of ~~the name~~ ''~~"gerrofoutofityoubugger~~!"'' ~~which is~~ the pronunciation of [[Greebo]] used by most people who have met him.		In the manner of most [[cats]], the name that sticks was acquired almost by stealth, and can be taken as shorthand for "''Stop that, You''," a milder version of ''“gerrofoutofityoubugger!”'', the pronunciation of [[Greebo]] used by most people who have met him.

	Tiffany is in some obscure way testing out Granny, a known [[wikipedia:Ailurophobia\|ailurophobe]], with her gift of a cat, viewed in many cultures as the essential accessory for the working witch, or else a natural development in the life of an eccentric old spinster who lives on her own.		Tiffany is in some obscure way testing out Granny, a known [[wikipedia:Ailurophobia\|ailurophobe]], with her gift of a cat, viewed in many cultures as the essential accessory for the working witch, or else a natural development in the life of an eccentric old spinster who lives on her own.

	Granny has reluctantly accepted the burden of being owned by a cat, (~~naïve~~ people refer to this as "cat ownership", which is correct, but then get the relationship of "owned" and "owner" exactly wrong.)		Granny has reluctantly accepted the burden of being owned by a cat. (Naïve people refer to this as "cat ownership", which is correct, but then get the relationship of "owned" and "owner" exactly wrong.)

	~~Thus far,~~ You ~~has~~ trained Granny ~~into taking~~ her everywhere she goes. As a kitten, You reclined in the warmth and comfort of the space between Granny's tightly bunned hair and pointy hat. As of ''I Shall Wear Midnight'', she drapes herself across Granny's shoulders like a recumbent queen, from which venue she might (rarely) grace someone with the immeasurable honor of blinking at them for a second or two, before losing interest.		You trained Granny to take her everywhere she goes. As a kitten, You reclined in the warmth and comfort of the space between Granny's tightly bunned hair and pointy hat. As of ''I Shall Wear Midnight'', she drapes herself across Granny's shoulders like a recumbent queen, from which venue she might (rarely) grace someone with the immeasurable honor of blinking at them for a second or two, before losing interest.

	You's self-evident mastery of headology has ensured that she eats better than anyone else in the Weatherwax household: whilst Granny and [[Miss Tick]] dine on watery bacon soup, You enjoys the luxury of chicken scraps.		You's self-evident mastery of headology has ensured that she eats better than anyone else in the Weatherwax household: whilst Granny and [[Miss Tick]] dine on watery bacon soup, You enjoys the luxury of chicken scraps.
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	There is a fitting symmetry to one of the most powerful [[Witches]] on the disc, a woman dressed in the traditional black, being owned by an all-white cat: this may partly be due to Tiffany's known dislike of the colour black and partly because all-white, the colour of the full moon, is in itself of significance in the arcane world of [[Witches magic]].		There is a fitting symmetry to one of the most powerful [[Witches]] on the disc, a woman dressed in the traditional black, being owned by an all-white cat: this may partly be due to Tiffany's known dislike of the colour black and partly because all-white, the colour of the full moon, is in itself of significance in the arcane world of [[Witches magic]].

	~~She reappears, fully-grown, in {{ISWM}} as a stately and queenly cat, borne in state across Granny's shoulders.~~

	It is clear that You is a [[Real Cat]]. For further information, refer to {{TUC}}.		It is clear that You is a [[Real Cat]]. For further information, refer to {{TUC}}.

Dromandkass at 22:27, 27 January 2013

2013-01-27T22:27:16Z

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	A white kitten, given to [[Granny Weatherwax]] by [[Tiffany Aching]] in a mood of calculated headology. ({{W}})		A white kitten, given to [[Granny Weatherwax]] by [[Tiffany Aching]] in a mood of calculated [[headology]]. ({{W}})

	In the manner of most [[cats]], the name that sticks was acquired almost by stealth, and can be taken as shorthand for "''Stop that, You''," which is a milder version of the name ''"gerrofoutofityoubugger!"'' which is the pronunciation of [[Greebo]] used by most people who have met him.		In the manner of most [[cats]], the name that sticks was acquired almost by stealth, and can be taken as shorthand for "''Stop that, You''," which is a milder version of the name ''"gerrofoutofityoubugger!"'' which is the pronunciation of [[Greebo]] used by most people who have met him.

AgProv: The grown You.

2012-12-26T20:19:47Z

The grown You.

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	There is a fitting symmetry to one of the most powerful [[Witches]] on the disc, a woman dressed in the traditional black, being owned by an all-white cat: this may partly be due to Tiffany's known dislike of the colour black and partly because all-white, the colour of the full moon, is in itself of significance in the arcane world of [[Witches magic]].		There is a fitting symmetry to one of the most powerful [[Witches]] on the disc, a woman dressed in the traditional black, being owned by an all-white cat: this may partly be due to Tiffany's known dislike of the colour black and partly because all-white, the colour of the full moon, is in itself of significance in the arcane world of [[Witches magic]].

			She reappears, fully-grown, in {{ISWM}} as a stately and queenly cat, borne in state across Granny's shoulders.

	It is clear that You is a [[Real Cat]]. For further information, refer to {{TUC}}.		It is clear that You is a [[Real Cat]]. For further information, refer to {{TUC}}.

Osiris: 1 revision: Discworld import 2

2012-09-24T00:18:07Z

1 revision: Discworld import 2

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2.125.74.117 at 16:06, 6 April 2011

2011-04-06T16:06:54Z

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A white kitten, given to [[Granny Weatherwax]] by [[Tiffany Aching]] in a mood of calculated headology. ({{W}})

In the manner of most [[cats]], the name that sticks was acquired almost by stealth, and can be taken as shorthand for "''Stop that, You''," which is a milder version of the name ''"gerrofoutofityoubugger!"'' which is the pronunciation of [[Greebo]] used by most people who have met him.

Tiffany is in some obscure way testing out Granny, a known [[wikipedia:Ailurophobia|ailurophobe]], with her gift of a cat, viewed in many cultures as the essential accessory for the working witch, or else a natural development in the life of an eccentric old spinster who lives on her own.

Granny has reluctantly accepted the burden of being owned by a cat, (naïve people refer to this as "cat ownership", which is correct, but then get the relationship of "owned" and "owner" exactly wrong.)

Thus far, You has trained Granny into taking her everywhere she goes. As a kitten, You reclined in the warmth and comfort of the space between Granny's tightly bunned hair and pointy hat. As of ''I Shall Wear Midnight'', she drapes herself across Granny's shoulders like a recumbent queen, from which venue she might (rarely) grace someone with the immeasurable honor of blinking at them for a second or two, before losing interest.

You's self-evident mastery of headology has ensured that she eats better than anyone else in the Weatherwax household: whilst Granny and [[Miss Tick]] dine on watery bacon soup, You enjoys the luxury of chicken scraps.

You has also, by an act of desperate audacity, earnt the respect (or, more precisely, fear) of [[Greebo]], who now has another reason to hide or not be at home whenever Granny visits [[Nanny Ogg]].

There is a fitting symmetry to one of the most powerful [[Witches]] on the disc, a woman dressed in the traditional black, being owned by an all-white cat: this may partly be due to Tiffany's known dislike of the colour black and partly because all-white, the colour of the full moon, is in itself of significance in the arcane world of [[Witches magic]].

It is clear that You is a [[Real Cat]]. For further information, refer to {{TUC}}.

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