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Uncle Bootsie was a | Uncle Bootsie was a seventh-nose Dan and [[sloshi]]-sensei, eminently capable of slaying seventeen [[Pseudopolis|Pseudopolitian]] mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste. | ||
It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other | It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercenaries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the [[Army|Clowns' Battalion]] in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste. | ||
[[Category:Discworld characters]] | [[Category:Discworld characters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:48, 26 April 2016
Uncle Bootsie was a seventh-nose Dan and sloshi-sensei, eminently capable of slaying seventeen Pseudopolitian mercenaries in a single mêlée, armed only with a ladder and two buckets of wallpaper paste.
It is said, although only by clowns, that when this was first demonstrated on the field of combat, forty-one other mercenaries were incapacitated by laughter and overpowered by the rest of the Clowns' Battalion in addition to the seventeen slain by the ladder and the paste.