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Private Bourke (an 'orrible little man) first praises the fighting abilities of the at-the-time-Sergeant [[Willikins]] to the extent that Willikins should get a medal. Alas, for insulting [[71-hour Ahmed]], insinuating that "all towelheads will eat anything" and calling [[Lord Rust]] "bloody", he gets bawled out. And after exchanging insults with the [[D'reg]] warrior Hashel ("greasy dishcloth-head" - "brother of pig"), the two get exhorted by [[Carrot Ironfoundersson|Carrot]], have to shake hands and apologize to each other. The shared embarressment lets them share a smoke afterwards.
Private Bourke (an 'orrible little man) first praises the fighting abilities of the at-the-time-Sergeant [[Willikins]] to the effect that Willikins should get a medal. Alas, for insulting [[71-hour Ahmed]], insinuating that "all towelheads will eat anything" and calling [[Lord Rust]] "bloody", he gets bawled out. And after exchanging insults with the [[D'reg]] warrior Hashel ("greasy dishcloth-head" - "brother of pig"), the two are reprimanded by [[Carrot Ironfoundersson|Carrot]] and have to shake hands and apologize to each other. The shared embarrassment lets them share a smoke afterwards.


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Latest revision as of 01:32, 23 August 2019

Private Bourke (an 'orrible little man) first praises the fighting abilities of the at-the-time-Sergeant Willikins to the effect that Willikins should get a medal. Alas, for insulting 71-hour Ahmed, insinuating that "all towelheads will eat anything" and calling Lord Rust "bloody", he gets bawled out. And after exchanging insults with the D'reg warrior Hashel ("greasy dishcloth-head" - "brother of pig"), the two are reprimanded by Carrot and have to shake hands and apologize to each other. The shared embarrassment lets them share a smoke afterwards.