Hastur

Hastur is a Duke of Hell who becomes trapped in an answering machine. He later escapes when a telemarketer phones, and promptly devours the entire staff of the telemarketing office (unintentionally spreading a "wave of low-grade goodness" throughout the population). Hastur is generally accompanied by Ligur on his journeys to Roundworld and is the taller of the two.

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On Roundworld Hastur (The Unspeakable One, Him Who Is Not to be Named, Assatur, Xastur, or Kaiwan) is a fictional character in the Cthulhu Mythos. Hastur first appeared in Ambrose Bierce's short story Haïta the Shepherd (1893) as a benign god of shepherds. August Derleth, who came after Lovecraft, attempted a new vision of the Cthulu Mythos where the unspeakable gods of old, who would have far predated Christianity, became the reference points for Christian evil and Satanism. Lloigr, formerly a group noun for a whole race of demonic beings (interestingly, eponymous with the Welsh word for England...) becomes a single discrete Demon. Hastur is given pride of place as one of the dreaded Ten (Dukes of Hell), who may be summoned by Satanists at the Black Mass using a formula later written, in full, in Shea and Wilson's cosmic trip Illuminatus!.

Lloigr = Ligur as Hastur's sidekick....

Illuminatus! uses the almost Bursar-speak mnemonic A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim to idenify the Ten Dukes of Hell, who are Asmodeus, Belial, Hastur, Nyarlathotep, Wotan, Niggurath, Dholes, Azathoth, Tindalos and Kadith.