Offler's League of Temperance

An organisation that must have an uphill struggle in Ankh-Morpork. Offler the crocodile-headed god must have an affinity with teetotalism, as he has not been known to have an alcoholic drink while in the sybaritic palace of Dunmanifestin. His earthly adherents would therefore seek to spread the glad news about abstention from alcohol, and may even run temperance bars in the city. (Sam Vimes might appreciate a non-alcoholic drink, and the Temperance movement in Roundworld's Britain created an imaginatively large number of very nice ones, but would he be able to put up with a bar full of Offler-adhering Constable Visits?)