Book:Small Gods

Small Gods
Cover art by Josh Kirby
Co-author(s)
Illustrator(s)
Publisher	Victor Gollancz
Publication date	May 1992
ISBN	0575052228
Pages	288
RRP
Main characters	Brutha. Om, Vorbis
Series	[[:Category:|]]
Annotations	View
Notes
All data relates to the first UK edition.

Blurb

Brutha is the Chosen One.

His god has spoken to him, admittedly while currently in the shape of a tortoise.

Brutha is a simple lad. He can't read. He can't write. He's pretty good at growing melons. And his wants are few.

He wants to overthrow a huge and corrupt church.

He wants to prevent a horrible holy war.

He wants to stop the persecution of a philosopher who has dared to suggest that, contrary to the Church's dogma, the Discworld really does go through space on the back of an enormous turtle (*).

He wants peace and justice and brotherly love. He wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him now, please.

But most of all, what he really wants, more than anything else, is for his god to Choose Someone Else ...

(* which is true, but when has that ever mattered?)

Cover

The cover illustration was drawn by Josh Kirby. It is dominated by two figures: Brutha, who is chained to an altar in the form of a giant turtle and Vorbis with an eagle-like appearance interrogating him. Above both figures a large flying eagle holds a terrified turtle in its claws.

About the book

When reading the Discworld books starting from the first The Colour of Magic to the newest one notices a gradual change in the style of writing. Not only does the text become more picturesque and atmospheric, but the story itself becomes more elaborate. Whereas in The Colour of Magic the story seems to be a mere carrier for a multitude of jokes and anecdotes, newer books seem to be less funny, but make a good read, because of the intriguing story.

Small Gods is the first book in the Discworld series with a noticeably changed style. The main themes of the book are theism, atheism, morality and ethics. One of the more important messages of the book is: do good things, simply because they are good and not just because a god demands it.

This might not sound too funny, but the messages are hidden in a rather humorous story (this is still a Terry Pratchett book) about Brutha, a novice priest of the church of Om. It turns out that Brutha is the only believer who really believes in Om. Everyone else is just believing in rules and rituals. After happily ignoring his believers for ages Om decides to take a look at things. However, since the power of gods on Discworld is proportional to the number of real believers he finds himself changed into a rather powerless tortoise. Om and his only believer Brutha now try to restart the belief in Om.

Small Gods introduces Lu-Tze the history-monk. The book is also the origin of the phrase "The turtle moves" or De Chelonian Mobile.

Characters

Main characters

• Brutha
• Vorbis
• Om
• Great A'tuin

Minor characters

• Lu-Tze
• Brother Nhumrod
• Bishop Drunah
• General Iam Fri'it, his aspirations to assassinate Vorbis are cut short (as, indeed, is he)
• Sergeant Simony
• Death
• P'tang P'tang, a god
• Didactylos, a philosopher
• Urn, a philosopher, Didactylos' nephew
• "St" Sevrian Thaddeus Ungulant, a philosopher, friend to small gods
• Tyrant of Ephebe

Cameos/Mentioned

• Members of the Omnian Church (current and former, including excommunicated members)
  • The SeptArchs, prophets who wrote the 7 books of Omniaism
    • Prophet Ishkible
    • Prophet Cena
    • Prophet Fruni
    • Prophet Wallspur
    • Prophet Ossory
    • Prophet Abbys
    • Prophet Hashimi
  • Brother Murduck, beaten nearly to death (and flogged the rest of the way), ostensibly by Ephebians, but actually by the Omnian Church itself
  • Brother Sasho, tortured for information
  • Brother Whelk, teaches Comparative Religion (an interesting topic in monotheistic Omnia?)
  • Bishop Kreeblephor, who converted a demon by reason alone in the Year of the Lenient Vegetable
  • Brother Preptil, master of music
  • Bishop Treem, archivist
  • False Prophet Zeb
  • False Prophet Zog
  • Members of the Divine Legion, the military arm of the Church
    • Sergeant Aktar
    • Sergeant Fergmen
    • Private Dervi Ichlos, killed by Simony
  • Members of the Quisition
    • Inquisitor First Class Ishmale Quoom, retired
    • Deacon Cusp
  • Coplei, a bosun on the holy ship Fin of God
• Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah
• Gods and goddesses
  • The Sea Queen
  • Tuvelpit, God of Wine, aka Smimto
  • Offler
  • Astoria, Goddess of Love
  • Petulia, Goddess of Negotiable Affection
  • God of Lettuce (mentioned)
  • Blind Io
  • Cubal, the Fire God
  • Flatulus, Wind God
  • Fedecks, Messenger of the Gods, whose name parodies Fedex
  • Patina, Goddess of Wisdom
  • Foorgol, Avalanche God, whose name is "log roof" backward
  • Angus, a small god
  • Goddess of Plenty, minor goddess elbowed by Om
  • Solar God (Tsortean God of the Sun)
• Philosophers
  • Legibus, philosopher, parodies Archimedes
  • Aristocrates, philosopher, secretary to the Tyrant, parodies Aristotle
  • Xeno, parodies Zeno
  • Ibid, philosopher, whose name parodies the expression ibid
  • Gordo of Tsort, who wrote about sand
  • Irexes, who also wrote about sand
• the Librarian
• General Argavisti, of Ephebe
• Imperiator Borvorius, of Tsort
• Admiral Rham-ap-Efan, of Djelibeybi
• Fasta Benj, fisherman from an unnamed small nation
• Pacha Moj, another person from the same unnamed small nation
• 59th Abbot, who mis-used his ability to see into the future
• 493rd Abbot
• Hodgsonites, Melchiorites, and Ashelians, peoples who were subjugated by the Divine Legion
• Koomi of Smale, who wrote Ego-Video Liber Deorum (Gods: A Spotter's Guide), angering the Omnian Church
• Ur-Gilash, god defeated by Om (and perhaps encountered by Om in the desert, though this isn't made clear), and whose capital city was Gilash
• Customers of Didactylos and Nephew:
  • Mr. Piloxi the farmer, who paid in rotten green black olives
  • Mrs. Bylaxis
  • Grillos, the cobbler
• Sister Sestina of Quirm, who walked across coals for a goddess who was really only interested in hairstyles
• Brother Zephilite of Klatch, who did charity work in the name of F'rum, an fairly stupid invisible god

Locations

• Ramtop Mountains

• Omnia, the rimward fringe of Klatch on the Circle Sea
  • Kom, capital of Omnia
  • Gate of Horns
  • Citadel of the Omnian Church
  • Place of Lamentation
  • port of Il-Drim

• Ephebe
  • Library of Ephebe, 2nd largest library on the Disc

• The Circle Sea
• Pseudopolis (mentioned)
• Djel (mentioned)
• Tsort (mentioned)
• Brown Islands (mentioned)
• Djelibeybi (mentioned)
• Ankh-Morpork (mentioned)
• Erebos, an island that Ossory sailed to on a millstone
• Rim Ocean (mentioned)

• Countries conquered by Omnia
  • Istanzia
  • Betrek
  • Ushistan

• Unseen University (mentioned)
  • Library (mentioned)
    • Lost Reading Room (mentioned)

• Lost City of Ee (mentioned)

• Sto Plains (mentioned)

• Dunmanifestin
  • Cori Celesti (mentioned)

• Skant, the Cenobiarch goes off to hermitage here when Vorbis (briefly) becomes the 8th prophet

Miscellaneous

• Year of the Notional Serpent in the Century of the Fruitbat, time frame for this book

• Year of the Astounded Beetle, Brutha was 2 years old then (almost 3) when he saw derechmi, an Ephebian coin

• The Omnian Quisition, parodying Roundworld's Inquisition

• Omnian Hymns
  • He is Trampling the Unrighteous with Hooves of Hot Iron
  • The Way of the Infidel Is A Nest Of Thorns
  • Lo, the infidels flee the wrath of Om
  • Claws of Iron shall Rend the Ungodly

• The Septateuch, holy book of Omnia

• Klatchian Delight, parodies Turkish Delight

• Pointless Albatross

• Scalbie

• Books written by philosophers (they seem to prefer short titles)
  • Didactylos' Meditations
  • Xeno's Reflections
  • Aristocrates' Platitudes
  • Ibid's Discourses and Civics
  • Legibus's Geometries
  • Hierarch's Theologies
  • Orinjcrates' (whose name is a pun on "orange creates") On the Nature of Plants
  • Philo's Bestiary
  • Abraxas's On Religion
  • Grido's Mechanics
  • Gnomon's Ectopia (a gnomon is the triangular part of a sundial, while ectopia is the displacement of a bodily organ; the pun here, however, may be on Sir Thomas More's Utopia
  • Dykeri's Principles of Navigation

• L-space

• Ambiguous Puzuma

• Aurora Corealis, the hublights, parodying the Roundworld Northern Lights, whose proper scientific name is Aurora Borealis

• Most Holy St Bobby, Ossory's ass

Annotations

• "The other novices make fun of him, sometimes. Call him The Big Dumb Ox." - in Roundworld, this nickname was applied to St Thomas Aquinas

• "maybe a small army could get a quarter of the way, and leave a cache of water. And do that several times. And another small army could use part of that cache to go further, maybe reach halfway, and leave a cache. And another small army... It had taken months." - a version of the Jeep Problem

• "Stoics. Cynics. Big drinkers, the Cynics. Epicureans. Stochastics. Anamaxandrites. Epistemologists. Peripatetics. Synoptics." - implies that there are philosophers named Epicurus and Anaximander

• "The Chain Letter to the Ephebians." - parodies chain letters

• "could drag Omnia kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat!" - the implication here is that this book takes place during the Century of the Fruitbat, even though it presumably takes place centuries before Moving Pictures (Lu-tze had to travel back in time to get to Omnia). Of course, there's no solid evidence that the "current" books take place in the Century of the Fruitbat either(?), and Thief of Time shows the Disc's space-time continuum is rather convoluted.

• "I said to [Prince Lasgere of Tsort] 'There is no royal road to learning'" - parodies Euclid's statement to King Ptolemy: "there is no royal road to geometry" {{{2}}}

• "Got to have a whole parcel of worshipers to live on Nob Hill." - references Roundworld's Nob Hill, an upscale area of San Francisco.

• '[Om] plunged his beak through the brown feathers between the talons, and gripped. [...] "Now. You play, uh, ball with me, I'll play . . . ball with you."' - As the APF (http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/small-gods.html#p340244) notes, eagles don't have testicles. Of course, this might be a "balled eagle", but I doubt even Pterry would make such a bad subtle pun.

Notes

• This book is not a part of a series, although some place it in a "Gods" series together with Pyramids and Hogfather.
• Originally published in Great Britain by Victor Gollanz Ltd.
  Copyright (c) 1992 by Terry and Lyn Pratchett

External links

Small Gods Annotations - The Annotated Pratchett File

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