The Mu Kappa Pi Caper

This is an illustration of a multiversally binding law, one which decrees that just as any tape left in a car stereo for any length of time becomes a Queen album, any book taken on holiday, however worthy, will mutate into an adventure thriller with at least three Greek ( or Ephebean) letters in the title. Ly Tin Wheedle, if asked, might say it's one of those things...