Letitia
For Letitia, future Baroness of The Chalk in `I Shall Wear Midnight', see Letitia Keepsake.
When first encountered, Letitia is wearing high heels and a blue spangly dress and changing the wheel on the troupe's cart, which kind of fuses Rincewind's sensory input. However, she assures him the dress isn't too bad, but the beard needs to go and we might be able to get away with a nice tint to the 'tash.