Talk:Fred Colon

Fred Colon might well be the living human proof of Xeno's paradox. As he travels forwards in time, the arrow of Retirement draws closer and closer to the tortoise which is Colon - but it never actually gets there....AgProv 17:15, 14 June 2012 (CEST)

What is Kit Cox trying to say with the breastplate? It seems to be the kind of thing that would attract some good-natured ribbing in the squad-room, not to mention lewd, crude and rude catcalls and harassment. I wouldn't have thought that Fred had ever even rattled the door-knob of the Blue Cat Club. --Old Dickens (talk) 01:02, 18 November 2018 (UTC)