Discworld Timeline 2.0

Date	Events
-58000 UC	Um is destroyed in the first war with the Ice Giants. Or alternatively by a volcano. Accounts vary.
-2564 UC	Founding of Ankh-Morpork
-2 UC	Battle of Koom Valley
1 UC	Alberto Malich the Wise founds Unseen University (1282 AM)
14 UC	Alberto Malich performs the Rite of AshkEnte backwards, enters Death's Domain and becomes his valet.
498 UC	B'hrian Bloodaxe Crowned Low King of the dwarfs on the Scone of Stone
1688 UC	The Ankh-Morpork Civil War ends the Monarchy
Century of the Three Lice
1882 UC	Small Gods
Century of the Fruitbat
1961 UC	Glorious Revolution
1961~1971 UC	The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic
1971 UC	Mort
1982 UC	Moving Pictures, Reaper Man, Small Gods
1985 UC	Guards! Guards!, Short Story:Theatre of Cruelty
1986 UC	Men at Arms
1987 UC	Feet of Clay, Soul Music
1997 UC	Jingo, The Truth Founding of the first Clacks Company
1998 UC	The Fifth Elephant
1999 UC	Thief of Time, Night Watch, The Wee Free Men
Century of the Anchovy
2000 UC	Going Postal, Thud!, A Hat Full of Sky, Book:Where's My Cow?
2001 UC	Making Money, Wintersmith
2004 UC	I Shall Wear Midnight
2005 UC	Snuff
2006 UC	Raising Steam
2007 UC	The Shepherd's Crown