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|photo= Mericet.jpg|Mericet, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt|Matt Smith]] | |photo= Mericet.jpg|Mericet, as drawn by [[User:Knmatt|Matt Smith]] | ||
|name=Mericet | |||
|race= [[Humans|Human]] | |||
|occupation= Assassin and Teacher at the [[Assassins' Guild]] | |||
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Mr Mericet is an [[Assassins' Guild|Assassin]] who teaches Strategy and Poison Theory. He is the Master of Cobra House, and a more dusty, dry old stick you couldn't imagine. He's like the Latin Master you had at | Mr Mericet is an [[Assassins' Guild|Assassin]] who teaches Strategy and Poison Theory. He is the Master of Cobra House, and a more dusty, dry old stick you couldn't imagine. He's like the Latin Master you had at schol and was the bane of most of the Trainee Assassins' lives. There are whispers in the Guild of Mericet's skill, and he broke all the records in his time. They say he has even killed one of the past [[Patrician]]s. During the events at the beginning of {{P}}, [[Teppic|Teppic's]] journey to his assignation is beset by dangers, all of which have been set up by Mericet. | ||
Reading [[Twurp's Peerage]] is mandatory for all of his students; he calls it the "Guide to the Turf" - as you can imagine, nobody but himself laughs about this great pun. | |||
He does not approve of new-fangled methods of inhumation, such as pointing your crossbow at the wall and having the bolt ricochet until it hits the target. | He does not approve of new-fangled methods of inhumation, such as pointing your crossbow at the wall and having the bolt ricochet until it hits the target. | ||
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[[Category:Discworld characters|Mericet]] | [[Category:Discworld characters|Mericet]] | ||
[[Category:Human characters|Mericet]] | [[Category:Human characters|Mericet]] | ||
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Revision as of 09:14, 17 October 2013
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| Name | Mericet |
| Race | Human |
| Age | {{{age}}} |
| Occupation | Assassin and Teacher at the Assassins' Guild |
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| Residence | |
| Death | |
| Parents | |
| Relatives | |
| Children | |
| Marital Status | |
| Appearances | |
| Books | |
| Cameos | Hogfather Pyramids |
Mr Mericet is an Assassin who teaches Strategy and Poison Theory. He is the Master of Cobra House, and a more dusty, dry old stick you couldn't imagine. He's like the Latin Master you had at schol and was the bane of most of the Trainee Assassins' lives. There are whispers in the Guild of Mericet's skill, and he broke all the records in his time. They say he has even killed one of the past Patricians. During the events at the beginning of Pyramids, Teppic's journey to his assignation is beset by dangers, all of which have been set up by Mericet.
Reading Twurp's Peerage is mandatory for all of his students; he calls it the "Guide to the Turf" - as you can imagine, nobody but himself laughs about this great pun.
He does not approve of new-fangled methods of inhumation, such as pointing your crossbow at the wall and having the bolt ricochet until it hits the target.