Sideney

Sideney
Sideney, as drawn by Matt Smith
Name	Sideney
Race	Human
Age
Occupation	Student Wizard
Physical appearance
Residence	Ankh-Morpork
Death	Probably killed by his own nightmare in the Tower of Teeth
Parents
Relatives
Children
Marital Status	Presumably single as he is a wizard
Appearances
Books	Hogfather
Cameos

Mr Sideney was a student wizard who needed to earn a lot of money very fast to pay off his debts to Chrysoprase during the events of Hogfather. Foolishly he decided to join Mr Teatime's scheme to inhume the Hogfather. His part in it is to open the magically sealed locks at the top of the tower in the Tower of Teeth. Having done so he flees, and then finds that he has returned to his infant school, is five years old again, and is at the mercy of the school bully.