Senior Wrangler
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| Race | human |
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| Occupation | Wizard |
| Physical appearance | small for a wizard, resembles a horse |
| Residence | Unseen University |
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| Marital Status | reluctantly celibate, particularly around Mrs Whitlow |
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Wrangler: A trainer and handler of horses, or, in Hollywood, any animal handler for film production.
Wrangler: At Cambridge University, a graduate taking a "first" in mathematics.
The Senior Wrangler of Unseen University is very unlikely to be a mathematician. Beyond a close acquaintance with the number 7a, who cares? What he nominally does is unknown. What he actually does, of course, is eat several large meals a day and avoid students like the rest of the faculty. The title might refer to disputation of theses and judging of oral exams, or perhaps actual wrangling of creatures more dangerous than horses. Since no one on the faculty does much to justify his title, we just don't know. The Senior Wrangler is, however, one of the senior faculty and an academic who looks like a horse. A man with a long face, he has the ability to do to a conversation what it takes quite thick treacle to do to the workings of an intricate watch mechanism. In Hogfather, we learn that his first name is Horace. The least corpulent of the senior wizards, owing to his belief that long food (beans, celery, rhubarb) makes the eater grow taller.
Around Mrs Whitlow, the Senior Wrangler is apt to lose his cool - especially since he once saw rather more than her ankles (see The Last Continent). Together with his ill-timed crush on the Cheerful Fairy in Hogfather, this makes him the most romantically-inclined of the faculty. During the Roundworld affair (The Science of Discworld), he championed the hypothesis that intelligence would most likely appear in the seas. He was the last and most reluctant of the wizards to jump on the Dean's "Yo! Hut! Hut! Hut!" campaign in Reaper Man, but has since come to terms with himself a touch, and likes a bit of a righteous zap with his staff as much as the next man. Unless the next man is the Dean. No-one likes it as much as the Dean.