For Sources and information on how this timeline was formed see Talk:Discworld Timeline 2.0
| Date
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Events
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| Creation of the Universe
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Eric
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| -100,000,000 UC
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The proto-continent of Pangola is split into 2 vast land masses. Howondaland & Lauragatea
|
| -30,000,000 UC
|
XXXX splits off from the larger continent of Lauragatea
|
| -10,000,000 UC
|
The contents of the Ankh-Morpork History monk privy is emptied into a volcano
|
| -700,000 UC
|
Hippos sunbathe on the banks of the river Ankh and the first street is formed as a bamboo replica by Qu performing time experiments
|
| -58,000 UC
|
Um is destroyed in the first war with the Ice Giants and Lu-Tze stares down a mammoth.
|
| -18,000 UC
|
Formal Golem becomes the common language of Golems
|
| -8,000 UC
|
Early Ankh-Morpork is built with stone
|
| -1282 UC
|
Latest re-founding of Ankh-Morpork
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| 1 UC
|
Battle of Koom Valley, Founding of Unseen University
|
| 14 UC
|
Alberto Malich performs the Rite of AshkEnte backwards, enters Death's Domain and becomes his servant.
|
| 498 UC
|
B'hrian Bloodaxe Crowned Low King of the dwarfs on the Scone of Stone
|
| 709 UC
|
King Murune begins his reign of Lancre
|
| 1100 UC
|
The king of Ankh builds a temple (now the royal bank) hoping for a god to show up to inhabit it.
|
| 1500 UC
|
The second expedition departs to XXXX from Ankh-Morpork.
|
| 1511 UC
|
Sir Gyles and Lady de Murforte starts construction of The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins
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| 1512 UC
|
The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins was officially opened
|
| 1514 UC
|
Vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impaler begins her reign of Lancre
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| 1530 UC
|
King Cirone II Establish the first formal post-network and appoints the first ‘Master of the Posts’
|
| 1547 UC
|
The Brotherhood of Infernal Zoth, the Undying Renderer wiped out by a suspiciously localised earthquake.
|
| 1561 UC
|
The Ankh-Morpork City Watch is established by King Veltrick I, same year murdered by his son and so beings the reign of King Veltrick II of Ankh-Morpork
|
| 1567 UC
|
The Fools Guild is founded by Monsieur Jean-Paul
|
| 1572 UC
|
The first City Watch badge is made. The reign of King Veltrick III of Ankh-Morpork begins.
|
| 1576 UC
|
The de Murforte School for Gentlemen Assassins has its status elevated to that of a Guild and renamed: "the Royal Guild of Assasssins"
|
| 1635 UC
|
The Ankh-Morpork Post Office building is opened
|
| 1688 UC
|
The Battle of Ankh-Morpork ends the Monarchy
|
| Century of the Three Lice
|
| 1802 UC
|
Methodia Rascal paints the Battle of Koom Valley
|
| 1880 UC
|
The Diet of Bugs
|
| 1882 UC
|
Small Gods
|
| Century of the Fruitbat
|
| 1900 UC
|
The latest big Battle of Koom Valley is fought
|
| 1961 UC
|
Glorious Revolution
|
| 1961~1971 UC
|
The Colour of Magic, The Light Fantastic
|
| 1971 UC
|
Mort
|
| 1982 UC
|
Moving Pictures, Reaper Man, Small Gods
|
| 1985 UC
|
Guards! Guards!, Short Story:Theatre of Cruelty
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| 1986 UC
|
Men at Arms
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| 1987 UC
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Feet of Clay, Soul Music
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| 1997 UC
|
Jingo, The Truth The first Clacks company is founded. The Ankh-Morpork Times is founded.
|
| 1998 UC
|
The Fifth Elephant
|
| 1999 UC
|
Thief of Time, Night Watch, The Wee Free Men
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| Century of the Anchovy
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| 2000 UC
|
Going Postal, Thud!, A Hat Full of Sky, Book:Where's My Cow? Ankh-Morpork Post Office re-opens.
|
| 2001 UC
|
Making Money, Wintersmith
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| 2004 UC
|
I Shall Wear Midnight
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| 2005 UC
|
Snuff
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| 2006 UC
|
Raising Steam
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| 2007 UC
|
The Shepherd's Crown
|
People